Life in Tights

Fri, 31 Dec 2004 09:08:21 GMT

at least i can be cured!!! there is hope yet!

Mon, 20 Dec 2004 05:34:51 GMT

http://mfile.akamai.com/1689/wmv/bmguk.download.akamai.com/1689/bowlingforsoup/1985_wmv_low.asx

Thu, 09 Dec 2004 05:12:59 GMT

muah!i updated! MRS. WILLIAMS IS MEEAN!
and stupid...

i sit in front of nikkie and i talk to her a LOT
sooo, mrs. williams moved me one seat up one day so i wuldn't talk
then i sat next 2 maddie and i was thinkin: wow, yur smart...

HAILEE! I AM GONNA SHAVE MY HEAD! MEET ME AT MY HOUSE WITH THE RAZOR!

hate fam

Sun, 28 Nov 2004 03:09:02 GMT

i HATE my mother! i HATE HER! HATE! I HATE MY FRIGGIN FAMILY! I REALLLY DO THO! UG!I HATE SPENDING TIME WITH THEM AN DI HATE FAMILY VACATIONS AND I HATE SPEAKING TO THEM.

mom quotes:
+ "...you make yourself look ugly"
+ me:marc got a HUGE surprise birthday party! it was in a building with 3 stories and a dj AND a dance floor AND a diner on top!!!

mom:well mabye he's nicer to his mom than u r.
o wait! i KNO he is!

+ mom:KAITLYNN SHUT THE GARAGE DOOR (i was the FIRST ONE IN AND MY BROTHER WAS LAST!!!
me:I WASN'T EVEN THE LAST ONE!
mom:YOUR RUDE TO EVERYONE BUT YUR FRIENDS! *this one is told many many many times....you treat yur family like crap...*

Sun, 07 Nov 2004 20:34:34 GMT

I HAD SOOO MUCH FUN AT NATALIES B-DAY PARTAY!!!! i still havent' had one... WE GOT 2 GO OVER THE RAILROAD TRAX 3 TIMES CUZ OF RACHEL'S MOM! omg the ice rink was like AWESOME!!! member morgan: PACK IT IN!!! and then in the car i sounded like sum munchkin thing and i was all U WANT ME PAINT YOUR NAILS...PICK COLOR!!!! it was soooo funny! HAPPY 15TH NATALIE!!!!!!

Sat, 23 Oct 2004 16:37:14 GMT

guess what my chicknes!!! yes, i have a bf now! like omg! so does natalie! ha natalie! we both got one! hurrah! well, u kno i ate like sooo much last night and o ya i have a sad story:

so i was jumpin on this trampaline right, right. stephen was jumpin on it 2 and i got that double bounce thing that u sumtimes get when yur jumpin on a trampaline. so i went up like REALLY high. and then i came down and i knew whatwas gonna happen so i was like, oh crap. but i culdn't stop it. i came to the edge of the trampaline and so one let went inside the bar and the other one went on the outside. so basically, i landed with the bar between my legs. lets just say it wuld have hurt more if i was a guy. and then i kinda rolled off and then smacked my hip. so now my butt hurtz like no 2morrow! (thanx fer smackin last night with yur purse chelsea!aahhhh! jk! i luv ya!) and my side hip hurtz 2, but i will live. its all good! so o well!

toodles!

o ya and poor rachel! he wasn't with worth it! an ass wipe is what he was! oh yes i said ass wipe!

Sun, 17 Oct 2004 06:56:08 GMT

Sat, 09 Oct 2004 18:30:22 GMT

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ha ha ha leslie!

sickness

Sun, 03 Oct 2004 07:00:23 GMT

hallo my chickenz! ok so guess what! HAILEES FRIENDZ R AWESOME! hailee is awesome 2! SHE GOT ME A CARAMEL APPLE POP AND SOME POPSICLE THANG! wow!

i just had pizza 2 nights in a row! go me!

as u all no, i am sick. not like u have to stay 67 feet away frum me cuz i'm gonna barf on u sick, but the stop asking me questions about if these friggin shoes fit cuz i can't speak sick. I was sick on thurs a bit with the sore throat and all and then i continued to run a 3 mile race fer cross country! EVIL! ok, so after that i was like practically cryin cuz i culdn't stand up straight but thats ok! i had LOADS of hw and that friggin bio test on friday and i failed it. i really truly didn't kno anything but at least i'm not barfing! friday i was a lil more sick and thinkin of not cumin to school, but i went anyways and had a crappy day.i ylled way 2 much and my voice hurt, but at least ididn't have to run fer xcountry!and i went to the football game and HAILEES FRIENDZ R AWESOME! LIKE WOW! AWESOME! and then l8tr that night i lost my voice. and then today it was gone and we went shoppin fer new xcountry shoes and ppl kept askin me questions like "how does it feel?" and i am like "........................" my voice is gone! but ITS BAAAA-AAAAACCK! BEWEARE!

HOMECOMING IS IN 14 DAYS!!!! I AM SOOOO EXCITED!!!!

Thu, 16 Sep 2004 06:32:38 GMT

i hate school- well, teh learning part, but thats ok. Lunch is not NEARLY long enough! what is that! Cross country all the way! JK! it sux! BUT! BUT! I DID IT! WHOOPLA! anyway, my stomach hurtz and has been bein annoyin and stupid like this fer HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS AND HOURS AND - well, u get the point, but whateva! OWWWWW! DAMN STOMACH!

Sat, 11 Sep 2004 16:37:31 GMT

the football game waz foon! i REALLY liked it (even though i came like an hour into it cuz of stupid cross country!) Anyways, i went to the dance and we were all breaken it down! Oh ya! lol! it was really hot in there! i had to keep goin to stand by the fan! Me and cindy, and chelsea, and melanie, and katie, and keely, and nikki, and michelle,and morgran, and sumtimes rachel were all togetha and dancin like crazi! AHHH! SOOO MUCH FUN! I WANNA GO TO ANOTHER ONE LIKE NOW!NOW! lol! i had fun! can u tell? lol! toodles!

MY BIOLOGY TEACHER IS HITLER AND SATAN REINCARNATED WITH BOOBS- THAT SAG!!!!!

MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 23:28:10 GMT

TODAY IS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!! OMG! YEY! FINALLY! SOME FRIENDZ SANG HAPPI BIRTHDAY TO ME AT LUNCH (u kno who u r u lil turds!!! lol)! and today was a good day i guess but ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!! OMG! WOW! IT'S LIKE FINALLY! I RAN TODAY! WHOOPLA! WOW! CROSS COUNTRY! AHHHHHHHHHHH! I GOTTA STOP NOW THO CUZ I GOTTA PEE LIKE A OOMPA LOOMPA!!!!

ITS MY BIRTHDAY!!!!!!!!

isn't it INTERESTING!!!!!! woah i'm good.

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 00:35:14 GMT

Tue, 07 Sep 2004 00:00:49 GMT

this is nikki!! i changes kaitlynns icon and layout and all, what do u think? comment here!

go leaf ppl!

Sat, 28 Aug 2004 06:48:52 GMT

LESLIE I WIN!!!!!! ok,my friend LIED TO ME about the movie, the perfect storm!!! THEY TOLD ME IT WAZ A HAPPY ENDING!!!! and i watched it. and guess what?! NO HAPPY! THEY DIE! WHAT THE HELL IS THAT!!!! i'll live. but highschool is cumin! omg! i bet anyone fifty bux i'll walk into a locker or sumtin the first day!

Tue, 24 Aug 2004 04:44:57 GMT

innocent kiss - you're cute and sweet and like it
that way

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kill me now. just make a hole and label it Coke(i lurv coke- that culd be seen differently tho!)

Sat, 21 Aug 2004 09:13:06 GMT

i'm gonna die!!! i can't do it! i have soooo much to read b4 school! i can't do it! i'm 2 scared! i don't kno where anything is! omg! i'm gonna get sooooo lost! that damn school just keepz gettin bigger! WHY! DAMN THEM! OMG I CAN'T DO THIS! JUST GO DIG THE WHOLE!

I DON'T WANNA GO TO HS!

Damn Donkeys! I luv Tom and Chad!

they r soooooooooooooo hee hee hee!

Fri, 20 Aug 2004 11:19:30 GMT

I LUV THEM!

Fri, 20 Aug 2004 08:00:49 GMT

itz sooooo cute!!!!

Tue, 17 Aug 2004 19:31:52 GMT

Tue, 17 Aug 2004 00:07:10 GMT

ack>a

Mon, 16 Aug 2004 03:46:58 GMT

LAST NIGHT WAZ AWESOME!!! i don't wanna go back to school. i can't!!! i'm not NEARLY done readin all teh boox we had to read! i HATE it!!! also, i HATE crosscountry!!! it sux and is stupid!!!! i have managed to dodge most of the practices!!! hurrah for me! I HATE IT!!! (WITH A PASSION!!!)I LUV FAMILY GUY! HERE ARE 6 OF MY MANY FAV. MOMENTZ:

D-OT dot!
B-ET bet! bet. i knu that one slow it down.
P-IT pit! pit. come on pal it's my first day!
F-AT FAT! OH, THAT'S IT BUDDY!

if your going to be in the los angles area call 213-DUWERDEST EINE KRANKENSCHWESTER BRAUCHEN!

its tuna fish and nothing else...

DAMN U! DAMN THE BROCOLI! AND DAMN THE WRIGHT BROTHERS!

OH NO!
OH NO!
OH NO!
OH YEEAAAH! *KOOL AID GUY WALKX THRU THE WALL*

Peter:The black knight is just a big jerk! Just like that guy who fixed our vacuum.
Vacuum Guy:There you go! all fixed! Heh! it turns out a half eaten meatball waz cloggin up the intake valve.
Peter:oh,...well didja save it?
Vacuum Guy:Uh, No.
Peter:U bastard.

well, the money helpz but i'll always feel the pain of my ancestors..... HEY, FROM DOWNT HERE DOES IT LOOK LIKE I'M TALKIN INTO A BUNCH OF ROBOT PENISES?!

anywayz, i vent to the beach with some of my friendz andi pulled a rachel on my legs! (Just kiddin rachel!) i didn't put any sunscreen on my legs and i layed in the sun A LOT! my legs r now bright red and i can write on them cuz they r so burnt! but at least it will turn into a tan! or i hope...

I LUV THE INTERNET!!!

ALL OF U! GO HERE! ITS AN ORDER! CALL MY CELL AND C THE ANSWERING MACHINE MESSAGE! I LOFF IT!
http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/badgerphone.php

magoo!

soooo close!!!

Tue, 20 Jul 2004 02:18:22 GMT

CANADA IS SOOOOOO CLOSE!!! i can't wait! aaaahhh! 5 days!!! Oh, and cross country is murder!!! alexis fell down and scraped her knee! Poor alexis! it was totally my fault cuz i wasn't with her! but i nearly died i was sooooo tired! I DON'T WANNA GO BACK! THEY CAN'T MAKE ME!!! (sadly they can...) WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

5 days till CANADA!!!

bored...

Thu, 15 Jul 2004 07:19:06 GMT

i am sooo bored. does ANYONE know what to do ova the summa! i really dont' kno! elp me! I'm tired of finding shapes in the wall!

9 days!!!

lame labels

Tue, 13 Jul 2004 17:31:12 GMT

these warnings are on products and really kinda stupid!

"Do not put lit candles on phone." -- On the instructions for a cordless phone.

Do not use while sleeping." -- Blow Dryer

"Warning! This is not underwear! Do not attempt to put in pants." -- On the packaging for a wristwatch"

Recycled flush water unsafe for drinking." -- On a toilet at a public sports facility in Ann Arbor, Michigan

"Caution: Avoid dropping air conditioners out of windows." -- Air Conditioner

"For use on animals only." -- On an electric cattle prod

"Warning: May contain small parts." -- On a Frisbee.

"For indoor or outdoor use only." -- On a string of Christmas lights

"Warning: Cape does not enable user to fly." -- Batman Costume

"Do not attempt to stop the blade with your hand." -- In the manual for a Swedish chainsaw

"Warning: has been found to cause cancer in laboratory mice." -- On a box of rat poison

"Fits one head." -- On a hotel-provided shower cap box

"Caution: Remove infant before folding for storage." -- On a portable stroller.

"Caution: Hot beverages are hot!" -- On a coffee cup

"May be harmful if swallowed." -- On a shipment of hammers

"Warning: Do not climb inside this bag and zip it up. Doing so will cause injury and death." -- A label inside a protective bag (for fragile objects), which measures 15cm by 15cm by 12cm.

"For lifting purposes only." -- On the box for a car jack

"Do not iron clothes on body." -- On packaging for a Rowenta iron

"Not for weight control." -- On a pack of Breath Savers

"Do not use orally." -- On a toilet bowl cleaning brush

"Do not look into laser with remaining eye." -- On a laser pointer

"Do not dangle the mouse by its cable or throw the mouse at co-workers." -- From a manual for an SGI computer.

"Keyboard not detected. Press F1 to continue." -- Various Computers

"Warning: Misuse may cause injury or death." -- Stamped on the metal barrel of a .22 caliber rifle.

"This product is not to be used in bathrooms." -- On a Holmes bathroom heater.

"Do not use as ear plugs." -- On a package of silly putty

11 days till Canada!!!